Spooky595

itsstuckyinmyhead:

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kenerics:

who the fuck is snapchatting in the serenghetti

usagiwaffles:

so this happened

usagiwaffles:

so this happened

cidershark:

alfred, that is not what the red telephone is for

swedish idioms painfully literally translated into english

useless-swedenfacts:

- now you’ve shat in the blue cupboard

- the taste is like the butt

- there’s no cow on the ice

- i sense owls in the marsh

- to walk like a cat around hot porridge

- don’t paint the devil on the wall

- to be out biking

- cake on cake

officialunitedstates:

me when I see a train:  look there’s a train