Rusty595

unfollovving:

pornstarwars:

i got a valentine this year 

What cheat code did u use

nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

comfysweater:

YOU FUCKING DONUT

I think you’ll find he said ‘YOU FUCKING DOUGHNUT’ since he’s BRITISH 🇬🇧 🇬🇧 🇬🇧 🇬🇧 🇬🇧 🇬🇧 🇬🇧 🇬🇧 🇬🇧 🇬🇧

outofcontextmylittlepony:

From “Friendship is Magic: Part 1”

outofcontextmylittlepony:

From “Friendship is Magic: Part 1”

What the actual fuckAre not even vegetables safe from bad pornos?

What the actual fuck

Are not even vegetables safe from bad pornos?

clientsfromhell:

Me: “What browser are you on?”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “Google Chrome?”

Client: “No, just regular Google.”

Me: “That’s the site. I want to know the browser.”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “No.”

Client: “Look, we can have this conversation forever, man. But when I hit the internet logo, Google comes up!”

Me: “Okay…What does that “internet logo” look like?

Client: “…A fiery fox, I guess. But that’s irrelevant.”

officialunitedstates:

we did it

and we’ll do it again

500daysofevilexes:

This movie is too damn hilarious for its own good.